Roz & Mocha

This week on the Roz & Mocha FML Podcast — Toxic family ties, shady friends, nosy neighbours, and chain-smoking drama. One listener’s dreading a wedding where her estranged mom and brother will be, another finds out her so-called besties have a secret chat mocking her, and a bikini-loving mom clashes with uptight neighbours. Plus, what do you do when your neighbours chain-smoke under your kid’s window every day?

It was Damnit Maurie’s birthday! And to celebrate, we get an epic new birthday song from Shem—this time featuring Maurie’s dad, Frank J. Sherman. Michael Bunting calls in with a surprise birthday message, Maurie hits the streets to ask strangers to celebrate him, and things get awkward when he asks Mocha for a hug. Plus, Roz humiliates himself and gets a parking ticket. Also: Roz can’t get a jingle out of his head since 1998, we vent about public FaceTime users and tech in cars, and the Human Centipede movie pitch left out one very key detail.

From the BET Awards to bizarre surgeries, we’re covering it all. A plastic surgeon in Florida will sing you to sleep. Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s bromance is officially over. We’ve got updates on the DHL strike, the Air India crash, and a look at the best smells in the world (yes, really). Plus, highlights from the Tony Awards and BET Awards, and Jason Biggs admits he once dumpster-dived for cocaine. Roz breaks down early box office projections for Superman, and we talk “office chair butt,” hotel front desk extinction, and Brian Wilson’s passing. Also: AI can now figure out your beach location from just a photo—and that should scare you.

What’s the secret to the show’s success after all these years? Which brand would you be proud (or embarrassed) to get sponsored by—tattoos and all? And why are guided meditations so annoying for some people, especially when they won’t stop talking during the breathing parts?

Who would fall for a scam the fastest? If we all lived in a dorm, what would be on our walls? Roz shares what finally changed his mind about working out. Plus, if The Roz & Mocha Show ran a school, which subjects would each of us teach? Let’s just say… not everyone’s getting a passing grade.

Maria and Maurie go head-to-head in a mini spelling bee—can either of them keep up with this year’s Scripps-level words? Mocha brings a prank video to the table that splits the room: is it hilarious or totally staged? Plus: a woman blames her 7-year sinus infection on her ex’s gas, a teacher reveals the wildest things her 8th graders have said, and we react to an A.I. remix blending Lil Wayne with California Dreamin’. And—if you had to get sponsored for life by one brand, who would you choose?

This week on the Roz & Mocha RETRO Podcast – It’s a Sing-Along Throwback! From Roz belting out The Sound of Music in 2013, to getting emotional during A Whole New World, to that unforgettable Milli Vanilli moment from 2014 — we’re hitting all the nostalgic high notes. Sing it loud, cry a little, and press play!

In this week’s Roz & Mocha FMLs – How do you tell someone they have bad breath without hurting their feelings? Should you ask a parent to repay a large debt, or just let it go? And how do you move on from family pressure to marry and embrace a healthier relationship path?

The team takes on the “Blue Glue Gun, Green Glue Gun” tongue twister—and it does not go well. Mocha plays Roz a viral video of a little girl singing Moana on a delayed flight, and Roz is immediately annoyed. Plus: the poor people habits we just can’t quit, the most demanding bridezilla ever, Maurie recycling the same Pride jokes for a fourth year, and ride-to-work times that make Roz question everything. Also: Shem returns with a May recap song, and Roz accuses everyone of Wordle cheating.

The Edmonton Oilers are heading to the Stanley Cup Final—again! Netflix finally gives us Stranger Things Season 5 release dates, Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater becomes a limited-edition soap (yes, really), and Lady Gaga joins Wednesday. Plus: Mariah Carey teases new music, Rick Astley hits 1 billion Spotify streams, Wayne Gretzky names his sports GOATs, and Tinder adds a controversial “height filter.”