Roz & Mocha

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, we’re diving into everything from childhood nostalgia to Bollywood classics. A listener wants to know the one thing we did growing up that our kids will never get to experience, while another tries to crack the mystery of how Mocha manages to “run the streets” despite being in bed by 7. We get a special question for the Guyanese boys about their favourite Bollywood movies, plus someone wonders why Roz hasn’t been rocking much linen lately — is it a summer‑only vibe or is he officially over it? And things get extra spicy when we’re asked which show member we’d share a bed with… and what car brands everyone drives. Another wild and hilarious ride through your questions!

From Megan Fox BBL rumours to a listener who’s kissed over 300 people thanks to her swinging lifestyle, today’s episode is packed. We celebrate Mike’s birthday and his secret Lush obsession, debate what everyday items have gotten too pricey, and chat with Luke Grimes about Marshals before Maurie and Chloe hit the premiere party. We also talk to someone who booked the viral Heated Rivalry cottage, dive into a messy Snitch Line case, hear how the show helped Greg through a breakup, and meet the guy rollerblading 30,000 km for bees. Plus: Cruze’s hockey hype songs, Roz’s bottle‑peeing confessions, Shem’s BHM school visit, and we wrap with Maestro Fresh Wes on his Juno nomination and new Canada Post stamp.

This week’s Roz & Mocha Retro episode is a trip back to one of the show’s most random—and most requested—throwback bits! Big thanks to Brandon for asking us to revive the segment we honestly don’t remember why we stopped doing: “Rub It On My Face.” We dug deep into the vault and pulled together a bunch of wild, hilarious moments from the original “Rub It On My Face” segments dating all the way back to 2013. Get ready for pure vintage chaos from the early days of Roz & Mocha!

A tense week of FMLs, featuring a sister whose explosive low‑blow fights make even surface‑level relationships feel impossible, a high‑school worker overwhelmed by a system with zero discipline or accountability, someone pushed to the edge after being left to launch an entire store alone, and a fan who’s lost all motivation to watch WWE since their favourite retired. Real stress, real frustration, and real people just trying to figure it out.

Mocha can’t stop saying “that’s what she said” while Jenna teaches Cruze the recorder, the crew debates who would win a Thirst Trap Thursday battle, Roz suffers through an itchy Mexico sunburn while everyone argues about payday, we break down the Blood Moon confusion, Maurie gets reaction to B.C. moving to permanent daylight time, we translate The Lion King’s “Circle of Life,” hear a wild vent about a nightmare basement neighbour, talk Jamaican patties and Victorian slang, Maurie chats with the Law & Order Toronto cast, the team vents about broken car signals, chats with Stephan James about War Machine, and covers everything from the future of Jersey Shore to Tate McRae’s new relationship.

John Tory confirms he won’t run for mayor in 2026, Netflix backs away from buying Warner Bros. Discovery’s assets, Canadian passport fees are set to rise, Scream 7 crushes the box office, a massive Baywatch reboot casting call turns heads, Justin Timberlake moves to block release of his 2024 DUI bodycam footage, and we hit quick updates on Zendaya–Tom Holland marriage chatter, 3D‑printed homes in California, and more.

Should Roz finally shave his beard? Would the entire Roz & Mocha “radio family” ever take a massive group vacation together? Listeners also dig into Mocha’s childhood tricycle crash (and whether he kept the infamous wood he smashed into), debate the best waffle toppings, and face the impossible choice: fingers as long as legs, or legs as long as fingers? Plus—if a crime needed solving, who on the show would make the ultimate partner? And did Mocha’s mom and Shem’s mom ever actually meet? All that and more in another unhinged, hilarious episode you don’t want to miss.

We’re talking chocolate and candy in this retro podcast! First, we head back to 2016 for one of Maurie’s legendary funnel moments—this time involving chocolate milk. Then we jump to 2013 to revisit what might’ve been the worst rap song of the year, straight out of Montreal with no money, no bars, and definitely no candy. Finally, we return to 2016 for a heated debate over the top candy bars of all time.

A tough cross‑country decision has one listener torn between supporting a partner’s big career move and losing the comfort of family close by, while another is desperate for advice after the walls in her duplex prove way too thin—leading to awkward daytime surprises from the neighbours below.

Michael Townsend shares the unbelievable true story behind The Secret Mall Apartment, the Netflix documentary about the hidden living space he and fellow artists built inside a mall. Maurie sits down with Kurt and Wyatt Russell to talk Monarch: Legacy of Monsters and the wild new titan shaking up Season 2. Thomas from Starbucks calls in after watching Nirvanna the Band, the Show, the Movie, revealing what Maurie is really like when he struts into the café. And we celebrate Mike’s birthday with a deep dive into Lush products, banana‑scented conditioner, and why Maurie’s descriptions always somehow get weird fast.