Roz & Mocha

From plane crashes to shark attacks, this “I Almost Died” edition of Roz & Mocha’s Helluva Story is packed with unbelievable close calls you won’t forget. Hear from Michael Packard, who survived both a plane crash and being nearly swallowed by a whale, plus stories of a piercing gone horribly wrong, a fall off a cruise ship, getting tangled in live electrical wires, spiders under the skin, and even a near-deadly moment involving a spiked gate.

Roz explains why he never really gets excited for anything, Maurie hits the streets to ask people how they feel about it being six months until Christmas, and a Vented Moments call takes aim at year-round outdoor lights. The crew dive into wild “older fans” injuries trending online, react to a viral tornado survival video, and debate what life upgrade they’d choose. Plus, birthday calls with Dimitri and Isabella, Karen calls out Roz’s wet sheets, a wild story about a guy falling into a vault toilet, and Maurie sits down with Milly Alcock to talk Supergirl

Since today is Pride, we’re throwing it back to some of our favourite moments—from when Maurie hit the streets with a photo of Roz and Mocha to find out who people thought had the “gayer” lips, to one of the most emotional moments in Grammy history when Macklemore and Madonna helped officiate real same-sex weddings live on stage (and we spoke to one of the couples after), plus a very Roz & Mocha convo you won’t forget about the so-called shortage of twinks.

From family betting turning into a mini underground bookie situation, to dealing with a coworker who constantly crosses the line with offensive comments, listeners bring real-life dilemmas about boundaries and when to speak up. There’s also the challenge of navigating loneliness while living solo for the first time during a long-distance relationship, and a difficult co-parenting situation where kids are being told hurtful things, leaving one parent unsure how to protect them without making things worse

Roz admits he’s already disappointing Katherine for Father’s Day while the crew recaps their weekends, including Mocha grilling by the pool and Roz mowing the lawn, plus a fan-made A.I. Father’s Day song hilariously roasting Shem. There’s World Cup excitement with reactions from fans in Vancouver and Toronto after Canada’s big win and more from Portugal supporters at Fan Fest, where Maurie also got love from a caller who invited him to a family dinner after crashing their picnic. The team debates gelato vs. ice cream vs. frozen yogurt, hears from a longtime teacher wrapping up the school year, takes on a chaotic Gen Z “code blue” improv, and chats with Lauren Lakin about going viral after her family was denied a pool in France for not wearing speedos, along with an interview with history-making OHL draft pick Sophie Jovanovic.

Jelly Roll denied divorce rumours on stage while Bunnie XO shared details of their split on her podcast, as Olivia Rodrigo called out fans wearing diapers at concerts and Benny Blanco debuted a half-shaved head. Canada made World Cup history with a 6–0 win over Qatar while Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo continued breaking records, and Maurie spoke with the Stuart Fails to Save the Universe cast! Plus, he caught up with both Shawn Desman and Alessia Cara at FIFA Fan Fest! The Knicks celebrated their first championship in 53 years, Serena Williams received a Wimbledon wild card, and Giannis Antetokounmpo was traded to Miami. Meanwhile, headlines included a deadly Montreal shooting, earthquakes in Venezuela, extreme heat and an Ebola case in France, and the U.K. Prime Minister announcing his resignation

From harmless little lies we tell our partners to keep the peace, to random debates about what you’d grab in a fire or whether you’re a “don’t fix it if it ain’t broke” person, it’s a mix of funny confessions and wild hypotheticals. Plus, everything from superhero names based on your biggest fear to dream home fantasies, tuna sandwich debates, and impossible choices about memories—just everyday questions that spiral into hilarious and brutally honest answers.

Who’s the better kisser—you or your partner? Plus, we finally track down Mocha after he mysteriously missed the last Ask Roz & Mocha (where’d you go, my guy?!), debate whether we’d give up sex, love, or money (and guess what our partners would choose), and share stories of faking it till we made it—both the wins and total fails. We also find out if Maurie cashed in on every possible birthday freebie, imagine what our pets would say if they could review us, rate how much of life really comes down to luck, and reveal the house rules we live by (and expect guests to follow).

Chloe recaps a chaotic weekend that included day drinking through a World Cup match, a Jays game, and a concert with almost no sleep, while the crew debates everything from workplace dress codes to a celebrity hairstylist charging up to $200K per cut. Plus, Roz gets his chest shaved for an EKG, Maurie and Chloe relive their Jamaica rafting struggle, and the team reacts to Jelly Roll’s split and the wild theories behind it.

Shem slept in this week, so to make him feel a little better, we took a trip back to some classic late arrivals — starting in 2013 with the time Maurie slept in, then again in 2015 when Maurie once again didn’t make it in on time. We wrap with another 2015 moment, when Maple Leafs’ Nazem Kadri was actually sent home for being late, proving even the pros aren’t immune to a rough morning.